keep dick

Standing guard or on the look out for unwanted eyes

Keep dick there jawnty while I raid my ma’s handbag for some glue money

by Mickybee December 7, 2017

Dick Turkey

An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".

Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"

by CK1629 January 23, 2010

Diamond Dick

When your one's penis/erection extremely hard; sometimes to the degree that it hurts.

"I had a bad case of diamond dick, so I had to rub one out before it became a problem."

by Sam Majik December 18, 2019

SLAW Dick

Stupid Lame Ass Whiney Dick!

Stop complaining, you are becoming a SLAW Dick.

by jhizzy76 February 17, 2023

spearmint dick

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.

i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.

ahhhh that fresh feel.

by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

skin dick

A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .

I told him how to do it but he’s a skin dick so now it’s all fucked up

by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

Osama's Dick

A dick that is in hiding/So unshaven, that it hasn't been found in 10 years.

Dan, I got a bad case of Osama's Dick, and i'm afraid that my security is in danger until we find my penis.

by Greece Lightning June 2, 2011