Danger Noodle

A snake

I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.

by DOodoldepihpwaoghpvqiuv May 25, 2018

egg dance

a blindfolded dance while surrounded by eggs

I did an egg dance last night!

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Saftey Dance

1. n. A dance that is very safe.
2. n. A song that was popular in the 1980's and was supposedly about the policical situation in soviet russia... even though it made no sense at all.

1. Comon carl, lets do the saftey dance.
2. You can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind, cause' if your friends don't dance no if they don't dance well then there no friends of mine.
You can go where you want to, you can leave this world behind. And act like you come from out of this world and leave the real one far behind.

You can dance
Oh you can dance ect.

by Atlec July 29, 2008

lil dance

a lil dance is a dance that one does. it can be used to express happiness or sadness or any other of a range of emotions. one generally does a lil dance at least once a day.

"i have suddenly become incredibly happy. i do a lil dance."

by castillana September 3, 2006

The Danger DeFelice

Placing your foot in the vaginal hole of a woman...or child. If somebody can four finger, they can Danger DeFelice. Pretty much foot fucking a girl.

That man did the Danger DeFeliced to that chick.

Danger DeFelicing has nothing on the Deaf Jenny

by Left and Aragona June 11, 2009

Supreme Danger Wank

The generic and conventional 'Danger Wank' where one must crack one off whilst calling mother to ones bedroom with the challenge of shooting load before she enters is so last century.

How about add some more 'Danger'

The 'Supreme Danger Wank' is where one calls mother to ones bedroom before self service has commenced. The aim of the game is wait until mother is in bedroom then proceed to wank one's self into oblivion and shooting man milk aimlessly before mother leaves the bedroom in disgust.

Can I sleep on your couch for a few days mate? My mum has had enough of my Supreme Danger Wanks, got jizz on her new cardigan this time!

by Filthy Disturbance April 23, 2017

mommy daddy dance

quiet sex so the kids do not wake up

we did the mommy daddy dance under the covers in the missionary position sunday night between 9:15 and 9:19 with the lights off and the dog outside

by wayne dyce September 28, 2008