by attackoftheedit March 4, 2010
Get the Cream Soda mug.A white oozing liquid from an unknown source that happens to exist on a sticky chest, usually a chest that has been recently thrusted upon.
This is a new suade couch, please try your hardest not to dump your Chest Cream on it cuz it stains easily.
by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011
Get the Chest Cream mug.when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.
kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."
2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."
kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"
2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."
kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"
by Mityxm April 6, 2011
Get the Muffled and creamed mug.by squallly! November 28, 2010
Get the cream robbin mug.A milkshake made of vanilla and rocky road ice cream. The chocolate represents oil, the white air. It is often eaten at Toledo Mudhens games, most often by Ed Crankshaft.
Ed: There's a pitcher of Cream of Crankshaft in the fridge if you want one.
Nate: Well, maybe, but I've never had one. What is it?
Ed: It's this milkshake I make. Its vanilla and rocky road ice cream.
Nate: Would they sell it at bus stops?
Ed: They sure would. I sell them in the summer off my truck. It's awesome!
Nate: Well, maybe, but I've never had one. What is it?
Ed: It's this milkshake I make. Its vanilla and rocky road ice cream.
Nate: Would they sell it at bus stops?
Ed: They sure would. I sell them in the summer off my truck. It's awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010
Get the Cream of Crankshaft mug.by JeJoFaFrToJo December 26, 2007
Get the soup cream mug.Guy 1:Dude you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeaaah.
Guy 1: Yeah, ass so fat she's a cream crusher.
Guy 2: Forreal man?
Guy 1: Yeeeaaaah.
Guy 2: Yeaaah.
Guy 1: Yeah, ass so fat she's a cream crusher.
Guy 2: Forreal man?
Guy 1: Yeeeaaaah.
by Mayday_and_Men January 19, 2014
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