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Cream Soda

When a girl is giving a guy a hand job and catches his cum in her mouth.
Did you enjoy my cream soda baby?
by attackoftheedit March 4, 2010
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Chest Cream

A white oozing liquid from an unknown source that happens to exist on a sticky chest, usually a chest that has been recently thrusted upon.
This is a new suade couch, please try your hardest not to dump your Chest Cream on it cuz it stains easily.
by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011
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Muffled and creamed

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.
kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"
by Mityxm April 6, 2011
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cream robbin

when your doing the best you've ever done in a video game and no one can compete with your skills
i was straight up cream robbin that game of geometry wars.
by squallly! November 28, 2010
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Cream of Crankshaft

A milkshake made of vanilla and rocky road ice cream. The chocolate represents oil, the white air. It is often eaten at Toledo Mudhens games, most often by Ed Crankshaft.
Ed: There's a pitcher of Cream of Crankshaft in the fridge if you want one.

Nate: Well, maybe, but I've never had one. What is it?

Ed: It's this milkshake I make. Its vanilla and rocky road ice cream.

Nate: Would they sell it at bus stops?

Ed: They sure would. I sell them in the summer off my truck. It's awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010
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soup cream

eddie forgot it so we couldnt have the onion dip
we had no dip for the chips cause eddie didnt bring the soup cream.
by JeJoFaFrToJo December 26, 2007
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Cream Crusher

When a girl sits on your lap and you bust like whooops
Guy 1:Dude you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeaaah.
Guy 1: Yeah, ass so fat she's a cream crusher.
Guy 2: Forreal man?
Guy 1: Yeeeaaaah.
by Mayday_and_Men January 19, 2014
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