New Years Cookie

Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’

Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round”
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”

by drillerin’ed January 7, 2022

Frost Queen Cookie

BEST COOKIE!1!1!1!1! BETTER THAN ECLAIR number #1 cookie in crk frost queen>>>

Frost queen cookie is the best cookie

by Frost queen Cookie stan August 20, 2022

cherry blossom cookie

cherry cookies sibling

known as a serial killer/j

cherry blossom cookie

by hydrangeacookie January 22, 2023

thats just how the cookies crumble

A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.

Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.

by lilcutie23 April 19, 2023

Give Me The D**n Cookie

Can be used when you want to say something random but you don't know what to say

Person 1: (walks up to person 2) Give Me The D**n Cookie
Person 2: WTF
Person 1: (walks away)

by Im Only On Here Cuz Im Bored December 3, 2019

Your mom went to get the cookies

"Your mom went to get the cookies" is an alternate version of "Your dad went to get the milk" or a comeback. It can also mean your mom went to get the cookies for the milk.

Your mom went to get the cookies for the milk that your dad went to get.

by Art and Anime Lover January 18, 2023

Cookies and Cream

Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.

I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.

by lemnefresh July 10, 2010