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Closeline Laugh

Closeline laughing occurs when you start laughing hysterically in a high pitched tone and then randomly dropping a couple octaves (think squirrel laugh to lumberjack laugh in a matter of seconds!). The promiscuous lady, from The Notebook, does this after watching street lights change, like the adventurous southern girl she is.
Jane ran merrily along giggling, until she ran into a low tree branch, causing her to closeline laugh and lose all her friends for sounding like a dike.
by HappyF$&!ingGilmore September 1, 2012
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close female friend

Close female friends who share a bed and both of their husbands probably died of “The plage”
Tragic really :(
I heard that Sarah and her close female friend Beth are going to a lake this weekend.
by Sapphic Oak July 8, 2022
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Mantua Closet Monster

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.
"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"
by lil ralphie February 4, 2010
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cheesin in the closet

cheerful homosexuality, often performed in a secretive manner
I swear, if those guys aren't fruiting around they're cheesin in the closet.
by retsehcmai January 24, 2009
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Closet Killer

A fan of the band The Killers, but doesnt tell anybody because he or she feels that they would be mocked listening to them.
i heard that Hardcore Jenny is afraid to tell everyone she loves The Killers music. She is so a Closet Killer.
by FSU Austin January 21, 2007
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closet lovers

Originating from the latin word.. close..juuusstt jokin! means people who are going out but only are sexual behind closed doors. Or two people who are intimate but dont tell anyone. Like a closet eater.but a lover...
Ex: Billy and sally are closet lovers because they only fuck in her room.
by shaniquah May 13, 2005
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The Closer

With a girl who wants to help...but not help Finish....take things into your own hands until shortly before release, take her hand and place it back on "the mound" for last few and final tosses, till she gets the Save!
The Closer
by Dirtboyaf October 9, 2010
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