You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."

Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...

by mysticklemom June 7, 2020

spear catching

The act of being the bottom in a homosexual relationship; usually secretive.

Nobody knows but that guy be spear catching in his spare time.

by Jack1ntheBox September 29, 2022

Catch my trout

A term used when I man is telling a women to fuck him

"That's how you catch a trout" Tasmanian scandal video

Come catch my trout

by THE_BAN_LOO_729 March 19, 2023

Catch on

Become popular and fashionable.

I don't think that new type of phone will ever catch on. It is too ugly.

by S&H team February 16, 2018

try/catch these hands

When you ask a programmer to catch these hands.

How about you try/catch these hands, bitch?

by NiggaFarage July 6, 2023

Catch rec

This term was born in the prison system as a way to say "pass the time laughing or playing around" - derogatory to have "rec caught" on you..being laughed at - not laughing with

Joe and I would catch rec all day in San Quentin. Easiest time I ever did. Guys would try to catch rec on me, and I'd smack em with a two-piece McNugget and watch em leak all over the unit.

by Sanph January 9, 2024