Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 17, 2010

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Crab pinch

It’s in the act of fisting when you decide to then give that bitch Karen the whopping of a lifetime so you start to scratch that stank puss until she’s bleeding.

Karen about to get this crab pinch if she don’t stop sucking this dick with her teeth

by Jacob coco November 02, 2017

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Indian crabbing

Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.

"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."

"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."

"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"

by Wulfnir88 September 10, 2018

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Pennsylvania Crab Walk

The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug

Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”

by CreakinCopper May 08, 2024

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