Yoda Of Crab

A youtuber who has a hot monotone voice and dry humor

Yoda of Crab is so hot ,he needs to do a only fans reveal.

by YodaOfCrab'sBiggestSimp January 11, 2021

horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

crab meatballs

Crab Meatballs is a name someone decides to call themselves for no reason. And they use that name for everything, usernames and all.

Person: Why do you call yourself Crab Meatballs?

Crab Meatballs: Because I can.

Person: Does it have any significance?

Crab Meatballs: No.

by Crab_meatballs November 20, 2022

The Crab

The Crab is a manoeuvre performed by a man following sex. The man follows the woman to the toilet, crouched down with him hands held out, cupped, ready to catch the dripping semen out of the vagina in a sideways fashion, similar to that of a crab.

Sheila loved it last night, just a shame I had to do "The Crab" afterwards.

by FalconPP May 28, 2021

Mud Crabs

The act of getting crabs from anal sex

Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night

by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022

Bush Crabs

Another name for pubic lice

Tom has bush crabs

by Poohdeb August 15, 2018