Booger Monkey

A booger monkey is a regional American colloquialism that historically refers to a mischievous or frightening hobgoblin-like creature, often described in Appalachian folklore as a hairy, black-colored spirit or "wood booger" that haunts the deep forest. While the term is frequently used today as a playful nickname for a messy child, its older roots link it to "prohibition myths" designed to scare children into staying indoors after dark to avoid being caught by such monsters. In more modern, vulgar slang, the phrase can also mock an individual perceived as unhygienic, specifically implying they are someone who eats boogers.

Damn booger monkey on their speakerphone in public again.

by 2B2M February 15, 2026

boofer

boofer refers to a drug user who takes drugs rectally

you are hardcore boofer bro

by yaynykpmq February 23, 2026

Booger jewelry

A Septum piercing is just booger jewelry.

Amy was hot until she adorned that booger jewelry!

by Bullet$ March 5, 2026

Booger jewelry

A Septum piercing is just booger jewelry.

Amy was hot until she adorned that booger jewelry!

by Bullet$ March 5, 2026

Boofernaut

spun out wook that can't handle their shit, kills the vibes and wrecks shit.

Some boofernaut wandered into camp, grunted some shenanigans and puked by the fire.

by BigD$ May 27, 2025

Boofernaut

spun out wook that can't handle their shit, kills the vibes and wrecks shit.

Some boofernaut wandered into camp, grunted some shenanigans and puked by the fire.

by BigD$ May 27, 2025

booger sounding

when you freeze a booger and use it as a sounding rod

"bro me and my girl tried this new crazy thing last night"
"what was it twin"
"it's called booger sounding it's fire"
"kill yourself"

by skibidirizzlergyat July 15, 2025