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Beer tourettes

The act of spouting out expletives after the consumption of a few too many beers.

To pepper one's sentences with a few too many effing adjectives.
Person suffering with Beer Tourettes:

"Why the f**k can't I have another f**king beer? It's f**king only just f**king closing time and my f**king taxi isn't f**king here yet."
by kazthepainter June 8, 2009
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beer coma

the heavy sleep after a night of drinking tons of alcohol where you cant be woken up for anything
i was supposed to meet my buddy this morning for a movie but i was in a beer coma
by angelofsecrets October 18, 2009
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beer:45

a time of day, usually in the midst of ones' daily labors, that it becomes apparent that it well past time to no longer be in the midst of ones' daily labors
Is it beer:30 yet?

Dude, it's beer:45!
by honore d. balzac March 27, 2010
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Beer Karma

The karma of giving and receiving beer among friends and acquaintances.

Free beer comes to those who give beer unto others.

If you don't share your beer when someone else is in need then don't expect any when you're in need.
Also applies to stealing beer; Steal beer then your beer will be stolen.
Jake:"Hey Dude those people just left that beer on the floor, let's steal it"
Kay:"Did you buy that beer? Were you offered that beer? Is it an open bar?"
Jake:"No"

Kay:"Then don’t take the beer! Beer Karma!"
by kayaliciaoriginalterm July 9, 2012
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beer dimples

The two dimples in the small of a woman's back. Especially prominent on Yoga chicks.
I was doing this yoga chick from behind whilst she was blowing my buddy. I put my beer down on one of her beer dimples for a moment and my buddy grabbed it and started drinking it!
by Dave traveling in Dallas September 29, 2013
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bebel

Bebel is a badass stoner bitch who always knows how to make you smile. Shes usually high and happy but when she gets sad she blows up. She can do lots of things and shes really smart but she will never apply herself as much as she can for fear of failure. She knows how to make guys fall at her feet and she will play your heart unless you show her you dont need her. All in all bebel is a girl u dont wanna mess with ever
Damn that girls a fucking bebel
by Fuckabeat June 17, 2018
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Professional beer drinker

One who is an expert at the art of drinking beers.
Someone who can handle large quanities of beer in one day.
#1Rick was impressed by Profesional beer drinker Karl feat of drinking 18 beers and still play a mean game of bags, and he was textdrinking.

#2Danko can only handle 3 to 5 beers before he breaks his seal or is drunk. No way will he ever be a professional beer drinker.
#3Rich, Lou and Karl are a team of professional beer drinkers called the 250lb man club!
by Krazy K Mooghasi June 20, 2009
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