Bree Beard

When ones face becomes bald after having a huge beard. But had to get rid of it because the person's girl friend told them to

AAAAAAHHHHH dude look at the bree beard what a nooooooobbbb! He does have a chill girlfriend

by Jamers1129 November 14, 2011

bearded devil

A bearded devil is when a man ejaculates into a cereal bowl and immediately trims his pubes over it. The process is repeated by other men until the bowl is filled at which point the combination of jizz and pubes is stirred well. The mixture is applied to the face and allowed to dry for a minimum of 24 hours to give the appearance of a beard. The bearded devil is not complete until the wearer is filmed getting it groomed at a legitimate barber shop.

As a simp, my wife’s boyfriend wants me to be the bearded devil. At first I wasn’t sure, but when they said I wouldn’t be allowed to watch him impregnate her, I agreed. It turns out it’s quite soothing and looks great after styling at the beard shop.

by Tiddyslap June 18, 2021

hold the beard

a male equivalent to holding back a women's hair while she throws up. Usually used in a joking fashion.

hold the beard while i throw up in this back alley

by link283 February 14, 2014

Salty Beards

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

morning beard

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."

morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead

by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014

ashley beard

A very beautiful person on the inside and out, has a handful of humor in her jeans, and is very athletic and attractive. Boys will come and go like seasons but one day she will find the one. She is a very hard worker and has good grades and big dreams.

Ashley Beard will soon be in The Hall of Fame for her amazing softball skill set.

by Aaliyah Sheptalk April 23, 2018

Bitter Beard

A gay man who hides his homosexuality by eating enormous amounts of lemons and bitter fruits

That guy is totally a bitter beard.

by Mel Doodies August 24, 2011