un-relationship

when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults

skylar and chrissie are very content in their un-relationship

by team america September 8, 2007

Relationship Salesman

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.

The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.

by il Alpha March 10, 2025

Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

parasocial relationship

A one-sided emotional attachment that a content consumer develops towards a creator or influencer, often facilitated by the creator's efforts to appear relatable and authentic.

She felt like she really knew him, even though it was just a parasocial relationship—those vlogs made it seem like they were best friends!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Relationship Body

The state of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of self image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will love you regardless of your appearance

Jared has gained weight since he started dating Susan, he totally has a relationship body.

by Trombowen66 June 1, 2018

One minute Relationship

A name for a relationship that only lasts a short amount of time (usually a week or under)

Person 1: They just broke up
Person 2: Yeah it was a One Minute Relationship

by smartperson May 28, 2021

Relationship Dysmorphia

A condition where someone becomes hyper-focused on minor flaws or negative aspects of their romantic relationship, causing them to lose sight of the overall beauty, strength, and positivity of the connection. This distorted perspective often leads to unnecessary dissatisfaction, conflict, or even a breakup. The most effective remedy is cultivating gratitude and consciously appreciating the positive elements of the partnership.

"They were genuinely happy together, but relationship dysmorphia set in, and suddenly all they saw were problems rather than the deep love they shared."

by drstarheartsong October 5, 2025