I am the one the one the one

you are the one.

I am the one the one the one. Try to unscramble this message. I W I L L N O T L I V E T H A T L O N G P L E A S E H E L P

by GokuAnanta_SSJB May 19, 2020

what am i doing with my life

You're really bored, aren't you?

Someone said, "What am I doing with my life."

by FANGIRL4evah June 17, 2018

I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.

Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."

by PKFifer November 20, 2011

what am i doing with my life

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.

And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"

by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016

Do you know who I am?

A line often uttered by self-absorbed asshats who feel they are being wronged by someone in a particular situation. History often proves that these douchebags, who might have an extremely low level of fame that most people are unaware of, are being treated on equal footing with the rest of the general public. This angers them even more.

BOUNCER: You're going to have to leave this club, sir.

DOUCHE: Wait a minute, wait a minute...do you know who I am?

BOUNCER: No. Get the fuck out of my face.

by Slow Motion March 11, 2009

I know you are, but what am I?

It's quite simply the most retarded comeback someone makes when they've completely lost the argument. This statement signifies that the argument has gone to a completely immature level. Below is a hardcore argument starting with the immature statement :)

Person 1: I know you are, but what am I?

Person 2: Good question. What are you?

Person 1: Wow, you're so dumb, you don't even know what I am?

Person 2: You're so dumb, you can't even answer my question.

Person 1: I don't answer stupid questions. Sorry.

Person 2: Then you shouldn't have made your first one.

by Searingwolfe July 13, 2011

What am I gonna do with you!?

An act of utter exuberance over the cuteness of another individual

A newly-in-love couple is joking around and having a good time with each other...

Boyfriend: I like you. A lot.

Girlfriend: *cuddles him and gives him one hell of a kiss*
Boyfriend: What am I gonna do with you!?

(Enter in to sexy time mood if desirable)

by SpudWillicker February 19, 2014