Scott’s Taco

Our beloved Taco, about to have the honour to be eaten by the one and only AntMan (Scott Lang) when it was blown away. It was the most traumatic event in the history of Marvel

Taco: SCOTT IS ABOUT TO EAT ME
Wind: I DONT THINK SO
Taco: *Gets blown away*
Taco: BUT I WAS ~SCOTT’S TACO~

by Shuri.is.Marvel March 09, 2022

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Smiling Taco

A Mexican woman's vagina.

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.

by DrOlives August 06, 2013

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Taco Tourist

A bisexual women or homosexual man who eats pussy now and then

Amie got drunk last night and ate Emma`s pussy, she's a Taco Tourist when she's drunk

by CervixPunchR January 10, 2023

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tacos for two

Tacos for two: defined as two lesbians in the 69 position

"I wonder if those two are enjoying tacos for two."

by 1234ABCD June 27, 2012

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taco patty

A gnarly shit, brought on by the consumption of Taco Bell or other substandard Mexican food.

It resembles a cow patty made from grpund beef, beans, and diarrhea.

A taco patty is often spicy, and leaves the victim scrambling to wipe as quickly as possible.

A) Sorry to leave so soon, but I'm going to spatter a taco patty!

B) The $5 Value Box from Taco Bell had Juanita ready to drop a taco patty before she'd even finished her lunch.

by Rip Nuance September 16, 2017

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