Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.

Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."

by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009

second hand stink

Going into a bathroom after someone takes a nasty dump.

I hope no one blames me for a "second hand stink" I just took a piss.

by Speedway13 January 31, 2018

Second-hand alcohol

Consuming alcohol that someone else has already consumed.

Kissing someone who has just taken a shot and receiving second-hand alcohol.

by yourepapermache November 1, 2014

Japan second meaning

being on your period. When a girl says she's 'in japan' it means she has her period

"I am in Japan, On my period." (Japan second meaning)

by periodgurl July 10, 2019

Sure, one second.

Basicaly means your never getting a turn on my Xbox. :\ Tough luck bud. Okay leave.

Person A: Hey can I get a turn?
Person B: Sure, one second.
-4 hours later-
Person A: Can I get a turn now?
Person B: You JUST asked. Dude chill.

by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020

Second Hand Vibes

When the vibes from another group or the surrounding area are so good that you begin to feel them. (Also a euphemism for second hand high).

The vibes are vibing so hard that we got second hand vibes.

by Vibe Sauce July 28, 2022

Second hand clam

When a man unknowingly eats another mans creampie.

Also known as Eskimo twat shot.

I had Scott cum in me this morning and didn’t tell Dave while you sucked it out of me.

“Omg Becky , you second hand clam”

by Teddilinn November 9, 2019