Matt

Hot head brawhalla tryhard always get big mad.

Carry me in Brawhalla Matt

by Hxmiiid June 2, 2020

Matt

a real dude man bro man who makes children cry, supposedly getting fired, is a hippie and wears two different shoes, doesn't actually teach, but instead let's us play games about murder

literally anyone: I don't understand this question because you didn't tell me anything about it
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.

by .mithrandir. June 18, 2017

Matt

A guy who has pussy ears

Matt can't take any shit-talk, he has pussy ears

by Suhhhhhh April 20, 2018

Matt

A gay guy who sucks a lot of penis who was in the original lemon party an he sleeps with 2 men named Eli an Cody

Matt is a gay faggot who takes dick

by Chaz218 February 6, 2018

Matt

A big massive fuck up of a laddie that speaks to a different lassie every hour

“Did you here about Matt” “he spoke to 2 girls at once” “that’s just a Matt thing”

by Dingobopper October 23, 2018

Matt Cobb

the worlds most intense cobber ever

have you ever had a matt cobb?

by johnny innocent August 5, 2007

Chucking a Matt

The act of embracing every opportunity given to you in life.

This one is near impossible, but I'm chucking a Matt and going for it!

by facultyofallan October 9, 2021