Cancer

Where your car is too rusty, or to the point where you can treat the rust.

“Jeff them old chargers always have cancer”

by Das nuts 69 December 22, 2022

Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.

His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.

by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023

Cancer

Poeple who submit dead and unfunny memes

You are a fat piece of cancer kill you're self

by Kysbitchhopeyoudiepsiysmeguys July 2, 2018

cancer bean

A person who is being stupid or otherwise cancerous, but has a spanish backgound.

Jose: hola, want to hang and chilang later?
American: NO go away you cancer bean.

by cancer beanie November 16, 2016

Cancer

A person who ho is bald coz of a disease such as Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif

Person 1: Did u get a haircut

Person 2: No Tianna touched me and now I have cancer
Person 1: Damn is cancer contagious

Person 2: Only when someone called Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif has it
Person 1: But your called Teddy
Person 2: Want it Jazmine

by Ummmmmmmmm me October 12, 2021

Cancer

Fortnite.
Fortnite is cancer.

Credit to Leo Kun for the definition.

"Hey I just got diagnosed with a cancer. In the field of Bioligy it's called Fortnite."

by LeekCreamWithBacon January 13, 2021

Cancer

Imagine

Guy 1: I Have Cancer

Everyone: DID I ASK!

by Chris is your Dad September 16, 2021