by capn crunk February 5, 2021
Get the 9:33mug. A 9-slice is an image that was broken into 9 parts (Top Left, Top Center, Top Right, Left, Body, Right, Bottom Left, Bottom Center, Bottom Right) to make it possible to scale the image to any aspect without distortion.
by DefineDatCode September 19, 2016
Get the 9 slicemug. Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”
Guy: “because it is January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”
Guy: “because it is January 9th”
by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020
Get the January 9mug. An amazing fun and hilarious day and just the perfect day in general for new york. Especially if you were in the twin towers but still is one of the days of the year now
Bro 9/11 was the best day of my life. It made me gay for Osama Bin Laden and I'm happy it happened. I fap to the twin towers and plains all the time. I fap to Osama Bin Laden every day of my life.
by Adolf Hitler was an amazing December 8, 2019
Get the 9/11mug. The day America was changed.
Also the day where new god-tier memes started rising. Dark Humor is the best.
Also the day where new god-tier memes started rising. Dark Humor is the best.
Kid: You know how New Yorkers are the fastest readers?
Me: How?
Kid: One New Yorker went through 87 stories in 10 seconds!
Me: Get the hell out of my house. 9/11 scrub.
Mom: Hey son! Your dad went through 92. Guess he’s better!
Me: :(
Me: How?
Kid: One New Yorker went through 87 stories in 10 seconds!
Me: Get the hell out of my house. 9/11 scrub.
Mom: Hey son! Your dad went through 92. Guess he’s better!
Me: :(
by Buddha’s Messenger February 19, 2019
Get the 9/11mug. by sruoy ylurt <3 October 13, 2022
Get the November 9mug. Uncomplimentary term that is muttered by resentful residents/visitors of nursing homes where they feel that the establishment’s “rules ‘n’ regulations” are so overzealously enforced/adhered to, unnecessarily dictatorial, etc., that it makes everyone feel as if they are actually being poisoned by the rules. The expression derives from the “top nine” most notorious rules that --- due to the rules’ restricting/forbidding “totally harmless” actions that really would not bother anything if all parties involved practice moderation and maintain appropriate/responsible behavior --- cause needless difficulties and stifled feelings among the residents and their friends/family members who come to see them.
The “strict-9” at many of the snooty “big-city” nursing homes:
(1) No visitors before 9 A.M. or after 10 P.M.
(2) No visitor is permitted to stay overnight with a resident, even if said visitor is a quiet responsible adult family member or trusted friend with a 100% clean criminal record.
(3) No visitors may use the facility’s parking lots to sleep in their cars overnight, even if it’s just for one night, if said visitors are totally quiet and responsible, and if the parking lot is otherwise empty/unused all night.
(4) No visitors are permitted to take showers, brush teeth, or otherwise make use of a resident’s washroom except to merely “answer a call of nature”, even if the resident does not mind, and if the visitor would be neat and expedient about using said washroom.
(5) No resident may leave the facility grounds unless accompanied by a staffperson, even if said resident is in the company of an immediate family member or trusted friend.
(6) No resident may be left unattended outside of the facility building, even if it’s just for a moment to allow a visitor to go use the restroom or retrieve something from his car.
(7) No resident is permitted pets of any kind, even “quiet” and “tidy” creatures such as tropical fish or small birds.
(8) All residents must have their meals in the cafeteria; eating meals in rooms is forbidden.
(9) Sharing/exchanging food with your “cafeteria neighbors” is prohibited, even if said food would otherwise just be thrown away and wasted.
(1) No visitors before 9 A.M. or after 10 P.M.
(2) No visitor is permitted to stay overnight with a resident, even if said visitor is a quiet responsible adult family member or trusted friend with a 100% clean criminal record.
(3) No visitors may use the facility’s parking lots to sleep in their cars overnight, even if it’s just for one night, if said visitors are totally quiet and responsible, and if the parking lot is otherwise empty/unused all night.
(4) No visitors are permitted to take showers, brush teeth, or otherwise make use of a resident’s washroom except to merely “answer a call of nature”, even if the resident does not mind, and if the visitor would be neat and expedient about using said washroom.
(5) No resident may leave the facility grounds unless accompanied by a staffperson, even if said resident is in the company of an immediate family member or trusted friend.
(6) No resident may be left unattended outside of the facility building, even if it’s just for a moment to allow a visitor to go use the restroom or retrieve something from his car.
(7) No resident is permitted pets of any kind, even “quiet” and “tidy” creatures such as tropical fish or small birds.
(8) All residents must have their meals in the cafeteria; eating meals in rooms is forbidden.
(9) Sharing/exchanging food with your “cafeteria neighbors” is prohibited, even if said food would otherwise just be thrown away and wasted.
by QuacksO August 30, 2013
Get the strict-9mug.