January 22

Probably a girl named something lame like sanjana, bonus points if its soemthing like "paddu" but who cares
loves attention little cranky but generally a good friend

extremely flat btw

sanjana to another sanjana: OMG SANJANA YOURE SO COOL I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU
sanjana back to sanjana: dumbass

RANDOM: i bet shes born on january 22

by sanjanas#1opp March 16, 2025

The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.

Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch

by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025

22

I kiss you,

Because I can't forget you anyway...

I love you,

Because I don't know how to live otherwise.

Our love is the sun, it sets and rises

And I've risen because I've found you❤️

I love you baby

22 ... in my heart every second ♥️

by I♥️Y#16 March 17, 2025

april 22

the day the the most beautiful, amazing, gorgeous person was born on.

"what's so special abt april 22?"
"duh emilia's bday 😘"

by chhheeze whhhiiozzz March 22, 2025

july 22

allie deserves all your hoodie because it’s her birfday!:D

july 22 is allie’s birfday!

by allie_124 November 23, 2021

May 22

Today is the day to ask any boy for their hoodie, if they say no you have to steal it. ( then give it back obviously )

Person 1: yo its may 22 you know what that means...

Person 2: I have to ask Josh for his hoodie :(

by ¿§øməōņë‽ May 21, 2023

May 22

May 22, national send a soapy booty pic to your partner day.

It's may 22, so I'm going to ask my partner for a soapy booty pic.

by Bigusdickus.com May 22, 2023