Licking the pizza

A tactic, generally employed by people in sales or sales support roles, that is designed to give quick credit for every aspect of a deal, because it has been touched by one individual in some small way at a very cursory level.

He wants credit for all of our company's sales, so he's going around licking the pizza and then claiming he should get paid a commission on every deal where he had a single one-off conversation.

by akmidas February 7, 2018

Pizza Pucks

these are actually bagel bites but retarded people refer to them as pizza pucks

girl: let’s have bagel bites!
guy: you mean pizza pucks?
girl: no bagel bites you retard

by stup:)d March 18, 2020

Pizza Guy

The unexpected 4th participant in a planned 3 way.

Our 3 way accidentally turned into a 4 way when the pizza guy showed up at the door.

by fortwenty August 30, 2021

pizza fist

When one has eaten so much pizza that it cloggs up their pooper and the next morning it feels like you're shitting out a fist....

That Cici's buffet was the shit but tomorrow morning I'm gonna' have a serious pizza fist.

by dosxfx October 19, 2016

Trizzy Pizza

A pepperoni and pineapple pizza pie. Preferably from Dominos Pizza, where the pineapple slices aren’t THAT big.

A pizza pioneer named Katrina from New York started this trend. But sadly she never got the credit she solely deserved before big company’s took credit for this new, revolutionary, delicacy.

Boy 1: Hey bro, you ever order a trizzy pizza from dominos?
Boy 2: WTF?! Who does that?
Boy 1: Bro! Deadass.... it’s D SHIT!!!!

by That dude, October 31, 2019

Pizza slut

hottie from dudley pizza hut who absolutely mugged off the manager Steven when he asked her out on a date

Pizza slut: Motion come over
Motion: I can't I'm delivering pizzas
Pizza slut: I'm home alone naked

by gems_paid April 13, 2022

pizza pull

eating a bite of pizza then taking a pull of a cigarette.

"give me a pull jordan."
"you can have pizza pull. pizza pull."

by Jordanisanw June 15, 2008