sex comedian

one who makes highly unfunny sex jokes 24/7

like me! i'm a real sex comedian

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

sex haver

tommyinit

tommyinit is such a sex haver

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

Eye sex

When you hold your eye open long enough for the tears to emerge, then fall onto the partners penis, then give them a hand job

Ayo Sabrina lets have some eye sex

by I love Nate’s dick August 15, 2019

Lemon sex

When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon

I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”

by LemonSex March 17, 2023

Sex

something that you will never get, why did you search this up anyway? maybe you want to know how to do it. Well sorry bud but it's not going to happen, UGLY BITCH (jk everyone is beautiful) ...............................................................................................................................
.......................you will still never have it though. (p.s everyones beautiful in their own way... just not you <3)

man 1: hey girl wanna have sex??? <3
girl: EW NO UGLY BLEEP

by ratcheal gardner June 9, 2022

Sex

find a boyfriend first and than we’ll talk about it

So find a boyfriend

Make him horny
And than have sex

by I AM BORED ASF March 29, 2022

sex

me.
i am sex.
i am the definition.

person 1: you’re so sexy
person 2: i am not just sexy, Susan. i. am. sex. itself.
person 1: IT CAN’T BE!!

by WhorerMovies September 21, 2023