That doesn't doubt me

"I'm not surprised by that."

"Expected"

A: "Monica is up to her old shit again."

B: "That doesn't doubt me."

by Sonnyandthebuzz March 30, 2020

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 07, 2021

fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.

man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore

by arkenbarben September 24, 2020

excuUUse me

For annoying ass people trying to be stupid

Oh well excuUUse me!

by y_Toast February 14, 2021

Memories follow me left and right

song left and right by Charlie Puth

Person 1 : I know you came to write zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop.
Person 2 : No i came to see Memories follow me left and right

by sussybaka7769 March 05, 2023

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 14, 2021

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical

by AntichamberYellow February 13, 2024