cock-a-doo invasion force

Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.

The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.

by ScottSullivan October 22, 2018

cock squabble

a bunch of men whinging or bitching

come on mate stop with the cock squabble / ling

by Waynoserous August 9, 2021

Car cock

A person who is only a dick when they're driving

David why are you being a car cock??

by Bust a move hunny October 23, 2016

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

Cock conkers

Playing the traditional game of conkers but with your cocks.

Mark swung his massive Cock conker onto Paul's much smaller one! Hence cock conkers.

by Goldie 78 November 2, 2021

Air cock

flying cockroach

Did you see that air cock fly on me?

by fatso34 August 14, 2021

Black Cock Sandwich

Like a Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.

The fat guy at work said his favorite meal to share with his family is Black Cock Sandwich

by MdizzLe69 May 8, 2024