cock-a-doo invasion force

Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.

The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.

by ScottSullivan October 22, 2018

cock knockin

when two guys are havin sex with the same girl at the same time vaginal and anal and they can feel each other inside her thru the thin membrane

Dude I felt you swell up before cumming in that girl's ass we were cock knockin last night.

by PizzaManDude September 6, 2013

DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

Cock Spaz

The highest tier of spastic and retardation

“That guy is a real cock spaz man”

by Cock spaz co creator February 27, 2022

Nik Cock

It's so small it can only be compared to half a Tootsie roll. The underwhelming length and girth of it would make a women cry. 0/10 would never try again

I feel so bad for that girl her boyfriend has a Nik cock.

by GC798989898 April 25, 2024

Cock tail

The end result of a night at a gay bar

Dude the bear is looking for cock tails...

by EhmJay69 November 1, 2020

cock worms

These are the veins that bulge up on a penis when it is hard.

The porn stars cock worms were the largest I have ever seen!

by dr rocket December 9, 2018