When you hold your eye open long enough for the tears to emerge, then fall onto the partners penis, then give them a hand job
by I love Nate’s dick August 15, 2019
Get the Eye sexmug. The creamy white liquid that doesn’t come from cows, but comes from anime vaginas, your dad, and weiners. It’s actually quite tasty, but I don’t think you’ll be able to bend that low.
Didn’t that Game grumps guy break his neck trying to enjoy a refreshing drink of his very own, organic, sex milk?
by Perverted Edgelord June 15, 2018
Get the Sex milkmug. An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025
Get the Ella’s sex storymug. some stupid shit with genitals and naked shit that makes babys
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed
by immarriedtofnaf August 12, 2022
Get the SEXmug. When she is on her period and decides pulls out a red blanket to absorb the bloodbath that is about to take place. Only to result in a violent and murderous orgasm that leaves her shaking uncontrollably.
"Oh my God, I have no idea how amazing OJ Sex would be. Now who is going to clean up this bloodbath?"
"Oh my God babe, the juice is loose. This OJ Sex is amazing"
"Oh my God babe, the juice is loose. This OJ Sex is amazing"
by thejuiceisl00se April 12, 2024
Get the OJ SEXmug. Hot ;)
Jaylynn got home to her apartment. Her roommate Maycee was already there, and she could hear moaning coming from her bedroom. She walked in and saw Maycee with her hands in her jeans. Her hand was rubbing up and down, slowly. Jaylynn was wet almost immediately. Maycee saw her looking.
“I’ve been waiting, you little bitch.” She told Jaylynn
“Still got something for me?” She asked with a grin.
Maycee shrugged. “Come find out.”
Jaylynn crossed the room in two short strides and ripped off Maycee’s jeans. She wore a lacy black thong. Maycee grabbed Jaylynn by her shirt and pulled her close. She kissed her and eventually they frenched. Jaylynn pulled of her shirt and remembered she wore no bra. Maycee just grinned at her tits.
“Take off yours, whore.” Jaylynn told her. Maycee obeyed.
Jaylynn kissed her and slowly worked her way down. She licked her nipples slowly. Maycee moaned more. Jaylynn worked down still and licked her clit.
“Your turn.” Jaylynn grinned. Maycee asked if she could use restraints. Jaylynn let her.
Maycee locked them and walked away. “Hey!!” She protested. Maycee rubbed herself and moaned.
“Get back here with my pleasure!” She yelled
Maycee finally walked over. She ate her out and kissed her breasts. They both exploded in orgasms and came. Jaylynn was released and they she climbed on top of her and humped her doggy style. They did it every night since. The sex was hot every time.
“I’ve been waiting, you little bitch.” She told Jaylynn
“Still got something for me?” She asked with a grin.
Maycee shrugged. “Come find out.”
Jaylynn crossed the room in two short strides and ripped off Maycee’s jeans. She wore a lacy black thong. Maycee grabbed Jaylynn by her shirt and pulled her close. She kissed her and eventually they frenched. Jaylynn pulled of her shirt and remembered she wore no bra. Maycee just grinned at her tits.
“Take off yours, whore.” Jaylynn told her. Maycee obeyed.
Jaylynn kissed her and slowly worked her way down. She licked her nipples slowly. Maycee moaned more. Jaylynn worked down still and licked her clit.
“Your turn.” Jaylynn grinned. Maycee asked if she could use restraints. Jaylynn let her.
Maycee locked them and walked away. “Hey!!” She protested. Maycee rubbed herself and moaned.
“Get back here with my pleasure!” She yelled
Maycee finally walked over. She ate her out and kissed her breasts. They both exploded in orgasms and came. Jaylynn was released and they she climbed on top of her and humped her doggy style. They did it every night since. The sex was hot every time.
by Agh why won’t they accept anY December 26, 2021
Get the Sexmug. "Sex car" is basically just "sexy car" but you're too lazy to write the word "sexy" so you just write "sex"
by Vadim the dumbass June 9, 2020
Get the Sex carmug.