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tap out and buff up.

to rise above the rest of the crowd and stop an action even if everyone else around you is doing it. then to continue to be above it by being strong and continuing to not do the action and then encourage others around you to not to the action as well.
Hey... tap out and buff up.
by kbutton February 28, 2007
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Smashing the black granny out of it

An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.
On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.
by ferrycorsten April 10, 2009
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giving out free boners

When a woman dresses in a sexy way.
Did you see Jessica's short skirt? She's giving out free boners today.
by jokeysmurf1969 October 2, 2009
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turtle head poking out

Turtle head poking out can mean two things:

1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.

2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.

2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
by Coxweld July 4, 2009
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get out of my mouth

A phrase used to reprimand someone who intrudes on your business while you are A)in a conversation or B)eating.
Mr. Stevenson: Tasha, can I trouble you to please gossip on your own time, and not in my class?

Tasha: Mr. Stevenson, can I trouble you to please get out of my mouth?
by Brent January 30, 2005
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Reach Out And Touch Faith

Women: "Your own personal Jesus" The desire to find one person, one woman to offer comfort, solace, and forgiveness for all that he is, has done, and represents in the world. A double entendre perhaps, but apropos in that the one woman,, "Faith", represents ones credentials to the world and that his very existence is valid as "faith" would have us believe that we are all worthy of being part of God's plan.

Lofty goals indeed.

From the song "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode.
"You've got to "Reach out and touch Faith"

"She's your personal Jesus"
by Hanover Fiste April 11, 2013
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inside out mushroom dalmation

When a man blows his load in spots on something dark colored (most likely clothing) so that when it dries, you have an inside out dalmation.

(must be high on 'shrooms!!)
Veronica: Yesterday my boyfriend was high on shrooms and made my panties inside out mushroom dalmations! And he was soo high that he thought that puppies were coming out of my twat!!!
by JALMENY March 4, 2007
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