Cock pot

When she takes a bong rip and then deep throats the dick

Baby why don’t you just cock pot it

by Warted October 6, 2019

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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.

“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”

by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019

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oyster cock

The phallic member of said sea creature

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks

by huckleberry finn the second March 8, 2017

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Cock BBQ

When your surrounded by smoking hot cocks

‘Hey pj .. how was your night ? ‘
‘Yeah mate it was good .. that bitch got some cock BBQ last night, it was grilling’

by Kendawgthestaunchdawg January 2, 2021

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Cock or walk

A term used by a man that drives someone out to the middle of nowhere, stops the car, and demands that the other person have sex with them (cock) or get out and walk back home. Not necessarily rape or assault but pressure to perform none-the-less.

Her: Oh Johnny, why did you park the car on this deserted gravel road many miles from my home?! Are we out of gas?
Him: Cock or walk, baby. Cock or walk.

by F.E. LaCroix March 13, 2021

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