sex story

Stories for lonely incel virgins like you. Yeah, Expected a real spicy one, huh? Pray to god. It isn’t too late for you.

“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”

‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’

by angelic vigilante August 28, 2025

sex

A gift god has given us all. Sex is proof God is real now go fuck your homie

person 1: bro wanna have sex?
person 2: hell ya man!

by gaydefinitionmaker69 May 3, 2022

sex

what the fuck is that

what is sex

by wizardame September 8, 2022

turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Sex

I definetly had sex before

I have sex

by Dentro 4 January 8, 2019

Sex

Sex is something that you can't get no matter how hard you try

For ex: Bf: Let's have sex

Gf: Shut the fuck up and sleep bitch

by Eren Yeager's fan November 29, 2022

Sex

its when a male has a friend its really hard to work with sometimes, for a female the milkers start to hurt in the center and then male tells his friend he knows how to fix their problem so then both male and female get naked and then the friend for the male also helps the girl by exploring her to find the problem, but sometimes the friend gets tired and since its really weird in their he throws up,

Me and my mom had sex last nighgt

by The master of the virgins December 7, 2022