dewm syndrome

when you obsess with your parses.

or

when you are a hardcore simp.

Damn, you have dewm syndrome!
You didn't parse high enough, you have dewm symdrome.

by Dewm Banana August 26, 2020

Mona Syndrome

a syndrome that affects Yemenis living in Saudi Arabia which makes them view Saudi's culture, accents, and people as perfect.

One of the treatments researchers have recommended for this syndrome is visiting Yemen.

Yemeni A: Yemenis are a bunch of pedophiles and backward people, they shouldn't have access to the internet!
Yemeni B: Dude, you have Mona syndrome

by atowk September 12, 2021

HypoBrick Syndrome

The A strong sickness of being the coolest fucking dude in the megaverse. People with HypoBrick syndrome are hand picked by jesus himself and are the coolest people. Anyone's name starting with every letter and character except H are undiagnosable with this syndrome.

"Did you hear about HypoBrick syndrome? No I'm too fucking stupid to hear about it I wish I was as cool as HypoBrick, the man himself a god among man."

by omgitslogay May 30, 2017

sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s)

the burning feeling you get in the back of your throat after smoking pot

I can't smoke anymore, I have sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s) .

by C.Nebula September 22, 2017

Locked-In Syndrome

LIS also known as Locked-In Syndrome is a common disease where "quirky" and not always intelligent Generation Alpha children have every muscle in their body stop working and can only blink and look up and down. This includes but is not limited to: 3rd graders, 4th graders, 5th graders/ and select 6th graders.

person: "Timmy said his friend was, "locked in" yesterday, hah!"
Timmy's friend: *trying to blink in Morse code to tell you it's Locked-In Syndrome, not locked in, two completely different things.

by Thank God Im Not Gen Alpha April 8, 2024

Friday Night Syndrome

The impulse or compulsion to go out and get wild on a Friday night. Not doing so leaves one with either sadness or depression

"I can't stay at home and do nothing. I need to head to the club or my Friday Night Syndrome will kick in"

by MordecaiWrote August 13, 2021

IMMM Syndrome

IMMM Syndrome or “I Miss My Man Syndrome” occurs when a girl, well, misses her man. Usually used by girls in healthy relationships 🙂 ↕️ She’s usually always talking about him. She even misses him even if they were separated but a few minutes earlier

“Laila is always talking about her boyfriend, it’s genuinely so annoying” “She can’t help it. She has IMMM Syndrome 🤷🏾 ♀️”

by @pp1ec00chi3 November 23, 2024