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Cock Hedge

As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.

A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.

Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience
That's not a cock bush, It's a cock hedge!!
by Anti English Teacher March 27, 2024
mugGet the Cock Hedgemug.

cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.
Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.
by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011
mugGet the cock blockmug.

cock collage

Any place there are am irregularly large number of dudes.

Also see Sausage Fest
Hey was that bar any good last night?
No bro...it was a fucking cock collage.
by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014
mugGet the cock collagemug.

Your god father is a cock sucker

Dan- your mom gay. Andy-your granny tranny. Dan- your god father is a cock sucker
by Retardant on Chicago May 11, 2018
mugGet the Your god father is a cock suckermug.

Cock surfer

Some one who live on or by the means of genitals
by Virgo the artisan August 31, 2023
mugGet the Cock surfermug.

nigglet cock

A name for disgusting human what time is disgustingly large cock
Man he has a nigglet cock
by Holbrark December 1, 2016
mugGet the nigglet cockmug.

cock worms

These are the veins that bulge up on a penis when it is hard.
The porn stars cock worms were the largest I have ever seen!
by dr rocket December 9, 2018
mugGet the cock wormsmug.

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