soother cock

A one-off (possibly anonymous) sexual encounter between two people for the sole purpose of mutual stress/anxiety relief, especially in the context of parties or kink-oriented social gatherings.

Person 1: "Dude, the idea of losing my job has been driving me nuts the last week or two."
Person 2: "You want some soother cock?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would ask me!"

by eddievhfan1984 January 23, 2020

Trunk cock

A penis that is like the length of an elephant trunk or a really long penis.

I heard that guy has a trunk cock

by Itsdracomalfoybro June 5, 2018

cock mongrel

somebody whos being a little shit and/or wayy to horny

ex:"holy fuckin shit dude, jenna was being such a motherfuckin cock mongrel in there! im suprised nobodys fucked her yet"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"

by ilovelivya December 25, 2023

Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia

My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade

by Sontworryavoutit August 12, 2021

Giant Cock

Giant cock usually means a "giant chicken". This word can be used anywhere and is typically related to farm animals.
It will probably also get you unfriended or kicked out of a school groupchat due to people hating chickens.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna see my Giant Cock?"
Person 2: "Omg! Sure i do."
Person 1: "Come meet me at my farm :)"

by describitor March 22, 2025

Hot Cock

Slapping hot sauce on your balls and twisting your Pubes to make a bow tie and dunking your cock in red food coloring during sex.

Me and Jenny got down on that Hot Cock if you know what I mean

by Zaddy the faddie December 20, 2020

cock-a-chink

When you find a roach in the Chinese food you ordered.

"Yo bro lets order from wok n roll again", nah there cock-a-chink.

by Crooklyn's finest January 19, 2011