hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

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by Biggins546 October 4, 2016

dirt cock

A person who lives in candor New York that fucks their cousins and has a shit ton of Pos chevys around

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by Dirt cock March 2, 2017

Trunk cock

A penis that is like the length of an elephant trunk or a really long penis.

I heard that guy has a trunk cock

by Itsdracomalfoybro June 5, 2018

Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia

My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade

by Sontworryavoutit August 12, 2021

flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

fat c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny

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by 214B May 18, 2023

cock thighs

When ones thighs resemble a well shaped mastiff (erection) .. OR ... If one is being a smart ass, Cock thighs is often a marvellous name to poke fun at them with

Thanks cock thighs ...

OR

Relax, cock thighs ..

by MeatLamb July 18, 2014

cool cock

just a cock that look cool

you bro that a cool cock

by nin the god December 19, 2021