An irrational belief held by Americans that the U.S. is superior to other nations, particularly European countries, despite evidence of high crime rates and mass poverty levels, where 75+ million citizens cannot afford basic living costs like rent, groceries, healthcare, yet still defend the nation emotionally to save face and cope.

This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.
That boomer has american derangement syndrome, I can't afford rent and I'm living in my car!
by CravingCinema December 26, 2024
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A**h*leperger's Syndrome

A supposed serious mental condition which jerks/bullies use as an excuse to be total a**h**es to everyone around them.
Tronald Dump is always making lame excuses for his deplorable behavior; he claims it's Asperger's Syndrome, but I'd say that it sounds more like classic A**h*leperger's Syndrome to me. Move over, Ethan Couch.
by QuacksO July 21, 2018
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Lil Bitch Syndrome (LBS)

A syndrome where the patient will have a constant flow of blood from their mangina. Not a very well known disease, if it is not diagnosed quick enough it will develop into full blown pussyitis. Common symptoms, bleeding through your bunched up panties, testicular weight loss, and excessive use of a lint roller.
Dante has developed into the late stages of Lil Bitch Syndrome (LBS).
by Anushka tha God February 17, 2017
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"wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome.

Being diagnosed with "wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome will cause severe degrading in your ability to communicate fluently either through speech, but most often through online messages. It will also lead to the host impersonating famous Korean stars such as Min-Woo Park, and referring to the artist as Japanese. "wilmarjamesilano" could be used as a derogatory term to describe online retardation on discord servers, although generally being categorised under the umbrella term: "wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome.
Host: "iam 25 yrs old nt 16"
Professionals: "I'm sorry sir, but it appears that you've contracted 'wilmarjamesilano' Syndrome."
"wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome.
by Shadweeper June 01, 2021
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Irritable Growl Syndrome

A canine condition that causes your pup to growl at imaginary things, like when you chain them out late at night to go to the bathroom, or when you’re trying to sleep. Also characterized by barking for no apparent reason.
My dog Mutley growled and barked all night about nothing, he must have Irritable Growl Syndrome.
by Rayngel November 06, 2020
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Sandy Cooter Syndrome

When a girl has dried blood in her cooter
Yah I was fucking her and realized she had sandy cooter syndrome. Shit was so dry
by Austin/Kodi/Brandon April 18, 2020
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When you buy an article of clothing that, at the time, you "must have" and then end up hanging it up in your closet with the tags still on it and never wearing it. This then results in whenever you look in your closet you feel guilty when you spot that piece of clothing, but yet you still don't want to wear it. One may feel guilt for a number of reasons anything from feeling as if you wasted your money on something you never wear to feeling like you have so much clothes and yet still feel like there is nothing to wear!
Mom-Honey, get dressed it is almost time for school.
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!
by nothing to wear September 23, 2009
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