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Gojo Syndrome

A mental illness where the patient is affected by Gojo’s overwhelming beauty, leading to an addiction. Normally, those with Gojo Syndrome has their mind flooded by him in a week or less. Eventually, all they can talk about is Gojo.
person 1: The sky looks very blue today. There’s a lot of clouds too.

person 2: Yeah. Blue like Gojo’s eyes. Clouds are white, like Gojo’s hair.

person 1: You need to see a therapist, I think you have Gojo Syndrome.
by gojo is hot as hell November 30, 2023
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Avacado syndrome

When one is addicted to avacados and will die if they eat something else
Dude she has avacado syndrome dont give that to her
To late

Well she is dead now
by L7cy November 10, 2019
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Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.
by Risky Moth September 7, 2011
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Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.
This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.
by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017
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Shaken-Whore Syndrome

When you’re too rough during sex and give a whore brain damage from the sheer aggressiveness. Symptoms are similar to those of Shaken-Baby Syndrome.
I fucked her so hard I gave her some brain damage, call it Shaken-Whore Syndrome.”
by Goth_FeBreze May 5, 2024
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Career Woman Syndrome

Noun. : What a woman gets when they have emotional baggage or haven’t had luck with relationships, so they just focus on hyper independence and their careers.
Damn shawty does nothing but talk about how she is independent or her job. I think she has career woman syndrome.
by FlackoRaikiri32 September 25, 2022
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Phantom Pick Syndrome

Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.
"I feel like i have a hair pick in my afro, must be Phantom Pick Syndrome."
by blamebreadmaker July 28, 2024
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