The Light Switch Bitch

TLSB is basically a female that makes you think and feel as if they care about you, and as you get to know them they switch up on you for no reason, and leave without explanation. ...how rude...what a Light switch Bitch (TLSB for short)

The Light Switch Bitch TLSB for short is a female who switches up on you out of no where...

Her: “I can’t F*ck with you no more”

Him: “I gave you all my energy Danisha and all my time”

You’re friend: “dude just drop her, she’s a Light Switch Bitch anyways”

by Twitch: TTVDeepReef February 24, 2021

Bitch tits mcalpine

Someone being a bitch tits mcalpine is very good for the soul but bad for the mind.

Barry bee: “imagine shrek fucking lil huddy.”
Fiona: “you’re a bitch tits mcalpine!”

by The minecraft thot February 18, 2020

Bowling alley bitch

An older lady that hangs out at the bar of a bowling alley trying to seduce younger men into the pleasure of the cougar life

Man, that lady at the end of the bar is such a bowling alley bitch

by -thereal-mvp October 2, 2016

Tiny Bitch Straw

A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts with one another. Because it's so small, (could be compared to a coffee stir stick) only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to get through. The best friends often say these thoughts out loud, and at the same time, causing them to laugh while the rest of society just thinks...wtf?

Person 1: ummm what?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AHHH HAHAHA

by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019

son of my bitch

A son of someone whom has had your male child.

When you don't want to insult anyone directly after some unfortunate circumstance arises. I.e., an egg falls out of your hand accidentally that's when you would say " son of my bitch!"

by AlvaroTheGreat January 1, 2018

slut whore bitches

Someone who wears shit loads of makeup, has sex with everyone in the f@#£%&g building and who is a total bitch in general, so basically, peoples names who begin with 'm' usually end up being a slut whore bitch.

Wow, that's a real slut whore bitch
or....
look at those slut whore bitches

by jsjbshsjbdjwibdbfnsjshsjskdhjw September 13, 2013

Bitch ass flu

Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally

Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu

by The_General234 August 16, 2019