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Shit ball

Liz did we just make up a new cuddle position? I feel bad though because you’re right next to my shit ball!
by ShitballT March 23, 2023
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Balls Depp

When a male is in a legal battle with a female that he is expected to lose because of his gender, but then hard evidence comes in to show that he is in fact innocent. First it looked like the male was getting fucked, but in reality he is Balls Depp in the female, referring to the legal battle between Johnny Depp and Amber Turd.
"My wife is trying to get the kids because she claims that I am an alcoholic, however we have security cameras in our house that shows the opposite!" Said Frederik. "Wauw, you're Balls Depp in that bitch!" answered Jakob.

"Remember that time were Amber Turd was trying to destroy Johnny Depp because he was a man so no one would believe him?" "Yeah, boy were she wrong! He was actually Balls Depp in her! Legally"
by Mandasm May 24, 2022
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Doctor Balls Dickington

A devious penis wielder who masquerades as a medical professional
I thought I was getting foot surgery but alas, it was Doctor Balls Dickington
by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020
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Change My Balls

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!
by AfricanB00tyScratcher September 24, 2021
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Indian Ball Jacuzzi

Have you ever seen those small Jacuzzis for your balls? Well its a bit like that. or at least it feels like that. The Indian Ball Jacuzzi is basically when you have cooked, eaten or handled spicy food (such as Indian food) or chilis, and then go to scratch or rearrange your balls without thinking before the chili has rubbed off your hands. Your balls basically feel like they are in an unbearable jacuzzi of with the temperature turned way up, and there is nothing you can do to take them out.
David: Hey man why are you moving around in your seat so much?

Josh: I cant help it, my testicles are in the Indian Ball Jacuzzi, I didn't give it enough time to rearrange my balls after making that curry we just ate.
by greenwhatevers August 31, 2021
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Phone Balls

When your on the phone with your parents and a girl makes-out with your neck causing you to receive blue balls and not pay attention to the conversation.
Morgan gave me gnarly phone Balls!
by Burnsssss March 5, 2009
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Balls

Male balls
Where did u get hit?
In my balls... This shit still hurts.
by artii2137 March 9, 2022
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