A female who is offline and doesn’t respond to your message. Only answers occasionally but has no consistency.
by English mustard May 18, 2020

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022

The BTTP- Syndromeis the medical term for the absolute lowest form of male cowardice. easily explained The BTTP is Zeta male with a girlfriend that will drive the subject's life so fare in the gutter. but the subject is too insecure to break up and continues to live in fear and depression.
signs of BTTP syndrome:
- hairloss
- gut growth
- loss of friends
- var. mental disorders
- suicidal thoughts
signs of BTTP syndrome:
- hairloss
- gut growth
- loss of friends
- var. mental disorders
- suicidal thoughts
"bruh i havent talked to name in months"
"yeah afther our last social gathering his girlfriend exposed some pretty fucked up stuff"
"have the broken up"
"nah"
"damn he got the The BTTP- Syndrome"
"yeah afther our last social gathering his girlfriend exposed some pretty fucked up stuff"
"have the broken up"
"nah"
"damn he got the The BTTP- Syndrome"
by Sp3k September 20, 2017

by ThêReâl1 October 8, 2020

Spectator Syndrome is when you do nothing with your life.
You just spectate other people and kind of take it day by day.
Days and days go by and not much has changed.
You talk about the things you want to achieve and dream of, but don't actually take opportunities or seek change.
You live on "some day isle"
Some day I'll do this..
Some day I'll do that..
You just spectate other people and kind of take it day by day.
Days and days go by and not much has changed.
You talk about the things you want to achieve and dream of, but don't actually take opportunities or seek change.
You live on "some day isle"
Some day I'll do this..
Some day I'll do that..
Person 1: I started going to the gym, you should come with me.
Person 2: Yeah, some day I'll come, not now, I'm a bit busy now.
*1 year later*
Person 1: I'm starting a business, why don't you start a business?
Person 2: Yeah I actually want to start a business, I was telling my brother about that the other day, hopefully I'll start soon.
Person 1: You know what? I think you're suffering from Spectator Syndrome.
Person 2: What?! No I don't!
Person 2: Yeah, some day I'll come, not now, I'm a bit busy now.
*1 year later*
Person 1: I'm starting a business, why don't you start a business?
Person 2: Yeah I actually want to start a business, I was telling my brother about that the other day, hopefully I'll start soon.
Person 1: You know what? I think you're suffering from Spectator Syndrome.
Person 2: What?! No I don't!
by FALQA July 29, 2024

When a non-religious person visits a place of great Christian significance (such as The Vatican), and is so enchanted by the art and scenery that they consider becoming a born-again Christian.
“Seeing all of the statues, all of the artwork, I just feel like this place is *right*, you know?”
“Sounds like classic Vatican Syndrome to me.”
“Sounds like classic Vatican Syndrome to me.”
by Carnefice November 14, 2021

by Yoamama April 18, 2024
