bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*
by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021
Get the ur mommug. Carl: Pluto is a planet.
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!
Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!
Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!
by anonymous October 19, 2022
Get the UR MOMmug. by sagexx November 21, 2021
Get the ur mommug. by The other smart boi December 6, 2021
Get the Ur Mommug. 

