a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.
Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."
Bill : "Ya, me too."
by JAHrules November 5, 2013
Get the Gold Medal Mamamug. 
A partner eats a can of corn whole , no chewing the night before having sex. During sex this partner proceeds to take a dump on their other partners chest. After taking said dump partner A then stands over partner B and pisses hard all over the turd , revealing the mother load of gold/ corn!
The hydraulic gold miner is my girlfriend favorite thing to do after eating corn at the family barbecue
by That Hiking Guy July 14, 2022
Get the Hydraulic gold minermug. by Esmiildonyn February 24, 2022
Get the Lincolnshire Green Goldmug. A fuckboy who has a micropenis. Not only that but he has a lot of talk for a kid with the smallest known schlong in the universe.
A big disappointment to the girls who they convince to sleep with them.
A big disappointment to the girls who they convince to sleep with them.
Harry: Hey, you know Nick is a gold tier fuckboy right?
Vanessa: What's that?
Harry: He'll tell you he can rock your world with the biggest dick you've ever seen but in reality, he can't because it's a micropenis.
Vanessa: What's that?
Harry: He'll tell you he can rock your world with the biggest dick you've ever seen but in reality, he can't because it's a micropenis.
by Assholething1 July 9, 2019
Get the Gold Tier Fuckboymug. by mezlin August 21, 2012
Get the Blue Collar Goldmug. by sane neighbor July 7, 2011
Get the psychotic gold priusmug.