-When you have a Keyboard Warrior among you saying a lot of F**k Boy stuff on a social media platform.
by NewPlayer089 September 17, 2019
Stupid x-boyfriend: So, does that mean we can have a threesome?
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
by Wheaters702 October 27, 2022
A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 02, 2009
The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 11, 2011
A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.
Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.
*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.
by Blah blah 2 July 10, 2017
by Realmacandcheese July 02, 2022
When someone becomes famous and proceeds to become toxic and do horrible things because they think that they're so famous that they can do anything they want
by IzumiWasTaken January 22, 2020