Michael Jorgambler

A nickname given to NBA old head Michael Jordan, after all his constant bets and times he has been seen in casinos

Example: Hey! Here’s my old friend Michael Jorgambler

by Mountain Dew Views December 5, 2018

cock michael

A fellacious male homosexual.

You are such a cock michael!

by Mike Swift November 11, 2004

Michael Myers

A man who kills babysitters and wears star trek masks painted white

WATCH OUT, MICHAEL MYERS IS COMING

by I_like_green November 12, 2021

Michael Walls

Former Irish Swimming Champion turned underwear Model.

Girl 1- Did You see Michael Walls win the 1oom butterfly?
girl 2- Yes he's an incredible athlete, Dam handsome too.

by thebryanmyster February 28, 2009

michael kramer

A huge douche that only bangs troll bitches because doesn't know any better usually living in his moms basement watching dog porn while screaming the lords name in vein

that guy is pulling a Huge michael Kramer

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017

Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

by SiggyEm August 3, 2012

Michael Jackson

The greatest and most innocent person to ever exist. Not to mention a musical genius and exceptionally skilled dancer. Michael Jackson was proven innocent after being acquitted of all charges related to allegations of child molestation and similar charges. Michael was, and will always be, innocent.

MJ fan 1: Dude, I just went and watched Billie Jean for the millionth time

MJ fan 2: Thats one of the greatest songs to ever exist! I love Michael Jackson!
MJ fan 1: Me too. I miss him so much

by MJMegaFan1983 January 25, 2021