matthew sargent

Gazebo

Matthew sargent means idiot/gazedo

by Gazebo/idiot April 4, 2019

Matthew Thomason

A lad, normally from Yorkshire, who is an absolute prick and cheats on his girlfriend.
A term as an insult, usually.

Person 1: I saw that bloke the other week with a different lass to the one he’s with now.
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Matthew Thomason or something.

by evillweevil July 13, 2019

Matthew kidwell

My best brother and a fucking idiot

Yo, matthew kidwell is a fucking idiot but i love him😂

by Cameron the glass March 11, 2019

Twisted Matthew

Street name for the combination of naproxen (a non steroidal anti-inflammatory drug) and cyclobenzaprine (a muscle relaxant). This is new but increasingly common drug combination on the West Coast of the US). Original etymology is unknown.

"I hurt my back twerking, but it was nothing a Twisted Matthew couldn't fix!"

by Dr. Honeybear November 27, 2019

Matthew Stark

The biggest giga chad you'll ever meet bro and is such a ladies man

look at Matthew Stark kinda cute tho

by A real Giga Chad March 28, 2022

Matthew Lahti

An avid starwars fan

“Let’s go to Disney and wait 5 hours in the new Star Wars ride” -Matthew Lahti

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Matthew Wegz

A true penis, not that he has one. His middle name is ass wipe he was born with Down syndrome

Matthew Wegz would say that, that makes you a certified faggot

by Matthewwegz June 8, 2016