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Mail Lady

Noun, plural 'Mail Ladies'
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.

Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.

Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.

Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....

Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.

Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.

guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.

Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
by PostOfficer February 22, 2019
mugGet the Mail Ladymug.

Dragon Lady

A woman who is a bitch. She's naggy, complains, yells and screams during arguments and when she can't get her way. She's narcissistic, controlling and acts out over the smallest things. She's the bridezilla .. The friend that gossips, and is always blowing steam
"She woke up and immediately started yelling because there was two dishes in the sink... Fuckin DRAGON LADY"
by *GunFingers* February 11, 2022
mugGet the Dragon Ladymug.

Onion Lady

Onion Lady is a slight CLOWN. Onion Lady cannot see, as she is as blind as an Asian. She can make you laugh and be confused at the same time. She’ll laugh at any joke you throw at her, and gives good hugs. Sometimes it’s like she bonked her head on a pole, but other than that Onion Lady is a big ass bean.
P1: Hey, that girl is such a bonky ass bean.

P2: You mean an Onion Lady?
by AsianLemon May 9, 2020
mugGet the Onion Ladymug.

Bead Lady

Crazy, insane, evil person who is madly in love with plastic round shape with holes in the middle.
Get away crazy bead lady I don’t want your beads.
by AvidBeadHater January 7, 2023
mugGet the Bead Ladymug.

Lady Kat

the most authentic, loyal, sexiest partner for a Dominican man to have
by notoriousHeyLA December 5, 2021
mugGet the Lady Katmug.

Geo lady

“Geo Lady”, a term you use for the character in genshin impact named “ningguang” if you have no idea how to say/spell her name.
Person 1: OMG!! I got that one Geo Lady from genshin impact!
Person 2: oh so you got Ningguang
by SaucySaucyRanch July 18, 2021
mugGet the Geo ladymug.

E-lady

_megg, a great female that's on the internet but isn't a E-girl (thot)
Person 1: Wow! _megg is a such and E-girl!
Person 2: Excuse me mate! Piss off she's E-Lady! There is a difference you know!
by _meggs_definition May 6, 2019
mugGet the E-ladymug.

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