Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 6, 2020

Meth pits

A term used to describe the horrible smell you get from doing Methamphetamine.

"I haven't seen Kurt in a few days"
"he's probably gonna have meth pits"

by HelloLilypad February 8, 2020

Teletubby in a mosh pit

Garrett

Everything was going great at the coffee pot until Teletubby in a mosh pit showed up.

by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 7, 2020

Teletubby in a mosh pit

A colorful person with poor motor skills.

Everything was going fine until Garrett shoes up to the coffee pot like a Teletubby in a mosh pit.

by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 7, 2020

Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew

Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool

by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020

The Pit

One of the greatest halo maps of all time. Runnin to the tower for snipes, pushing in that hallway to contest for rockets, man those were good days.

Me: Hey yo John next match is The Pit.
John: Hell yeah this map is dope!

by if u read this ur het March 9, 2020

Pit Slop

The act of taking a break half way through sex to do something else, whether it is just a break to cool down, or a BJ to switch it up. Can also be used as slang for masturbation during a stressful or tiring time.

"They're on minute five and Brandon has to take a pit slop or risk exhaustion"
"Had a long day so far guys, gonna go take a pit slop"

by SimplyExuberant April 30, 2020