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Shepherd’s Dump

Noun

Feces discharged from the body, after consuming a gluttonous helping of Shepherd’s Pie. Specifically, one which mimics the triple layered arrangement of aforementioned culinary delight by commencing with an audible discharge of dark and loosely assembled feces, followed by various undigested vegetable remnants and finally concluding in the voidence of a pillowy soft topping in the consistency of whipped potatoes.
A Shepherd’s Pie of this rich quality will surely be followed by a Shepherd’s Dump of complimentary magnitude.
by Everybody’s Uncle May 11, 2020
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cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions
Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.
by Chrispitters August 6, 2018
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flesh dump

A birth that is undesired, or a non-affectionate term for childbirth.
When that girl had a baby at prom and then threw it in the trash, she had the nerve to call it a flesh dump.
by apink May 26, 2010
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Dump Truck

Brendon: Woah Emily has a fat ass!
Jim: Yea she has a dump truck!
by A black nigha April 12, 2021
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tavern dump

The massive shit you take after consuming food from a tavern or pub.
Guy 1: Dude, this burger is pretty damn good.
Guy 2: Just wait until the tavern dump later.
by OctobersFate August 22, 2011
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Daisy Dumps

A removable, rechargeable, washable, nonrefundable, fragrence ass patch; that dampens the smell of your unbearable gas.
I ate Taco Bell earlier and have a big date tonight, I'd be worried about my gas but I just got my shipment of Daisy Dumps in! Now I can rip ass all I want!
by Rastachickenslut February 23, 2015
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Pity Dump

The act of, "dumping" your saddening feelings to others, causing you to feel like it was worthless to say in the first place and move on to another topic a second later.
{Person 1} "Sometimes I wonder why I can't help people. People won't come to me for help when they feel terrible, everytime I try to be positive, I end up going into the negative instead-"

{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."

{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."
by CreativeLogic October 9, 2015
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