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hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.
hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.
by Cofer April 21, 2006
Get the Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire mug.Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
by JCEG November 25, 2006
Get the Finer than a dog's hair split three ways mug.Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
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