Honky Shuffle

When a white person, usually a lady, is crossing the street or a parking lot and a car is coming, they start to sorta run, sorta trot, in order to cross faster. This will produce an odd gait, which looks awkward. They are doing the Honky Shuffle at that point. Sometimes it will be performed by an Asian, but never will you see a Black people or Hispanics performing this shuffle.

Did you see that lady do the Honky Shuffle to get out of the way of that car?

by Jerry Sack February 11, 2013

stoner shuffle

The process of shuffling playing cards(i.e. UNO cards) by dealing the cards into four piles and then combing all four piles of cards. This is the easiest way to shuffle while under the influence of some mary jane, but it is effective in all situations.

Person 1: "I'm too f**cked up to shuffle these cards!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"

by NewYorkHippy September 30, 2015

Wisconsin Shuffle

A road rage adjacent driving behavior particularly common in Wisconsin, wherein a driver in the passing lane roughly matches the speed of the driver in the slow lane, so that nobody can go around them. They will each in turn slightly speed up or slow down, creating a shuffling effect, but never leaving enough room for anyone to pass. Often, they will be driving slightly below the speed limit.

Causes are myriad but the emotional core is that both drivers feel they are driving the morally correct speed and nobody should want to go faster or have a problem with being behind them. Both are unwilling to go slower and accept the subordinate position of being passed.

On occasion this dialectical conflict will explode into full road rage and both drivers will suddenly accelerate, well beyond the speed limit until one of them reaches another car and is forced to slam on the brakes. At this point the humiliated party may follow the victor, trying to drive them off the road for some ways, or slink off to nurse their wounded ego and await a new partner.

"Sorry I'm late. Some assholes were doing the Wisconsin Shuffle 5 miles under the speed limit the whole way here. Traffic was backed up for miles."

by Odz January 11, 2021

Bare bum shuffle

When you have finished your business on the toilet and find some bastard has left you an empty toilet roll. You then shuffle across the bathroom bare arsed, with your pants around your ankles to get some loo paper from the cupboard.

Her "This morning you didn't replace the toilet paper"
Him "Hee, hee did you have to do the bare bum shuffle?"
Her (furious) "Yes!"
Him (having a hilarious mental picture) "Ha ha ha!!"

by Luxiebird August 19, 2009

New Couple Shuffle

the "dance" you do when you and someone else just start dating. Usually done next to a car or a house door. Maybe you rock your body or you scuff your feet around.

Wade "How did last night go with the new chick"

Eric "Great, I got a kiss"

Laramie "Yeah, took him ten minutes. They were doing the New Couple Shuffle"

by Dj Imperial Grand Master Eric August 22, 2009

Collingwood Shuffle

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.

Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!

by DerBayer September 12, 2009

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

by Jeff23 November 7, 2006