Assumed Single

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over

Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021

vive le singe

Literally meaning "long live the monkey" in french. But, it's oh so much more. This is the phrase that will revolutionise the face of the planet.
Better start saying it before everybody else does, so then you can be hardcore.

You : VIVE LE SINGE
Him : VIVE LE SINGE

by Matt in The Hat April 2, 2004

google translate sings

Google translate sings.

A funny gig on YouTube by a wonderful singer named Malinda Kathleen Reese, who feeds the lyrics to well known pop songs into Google Translate, through several languages perhaps, and then back into English. She then sings the silly translation that come out, to the original music. A new use for the internet, Google Translate meets YouTube.

Have you heard the new mash-up of Hamilton songs on GTS Google Translate Sings?
Can you do a GTS Google Translate Sings of Bieber hits?

by D.E. Hansen October 25, 2017

i have loved him since we were eighteen

louis tomlinson confessing his undying love for harry styles by changing the lyrics in 18 and turning his entire body to face his one true love

Louis: “i have loved him since we were eighteen,”

Harry: “sixteen,”

random fan: “what the FUCK.”

by HS Lover July 15, 2020

The Kraft Singles Method

When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.

"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"

by Pimp Daddy Sam January 5, 2021

single

the best damn feeling in the world! Independent & free!

"whatcha gonna do tonight?...."
"whatever the hell i want... im single!"

by Rihanna Dwe June 25, 2006

Sina

A Sina is the best man you could ever find.He’s loving and caring and he helps people without any expectations.He might seem shy at first but as you get to know him ,you’ll find him so understanding and thoughtful.He’s mind blowingly handsome and attractive and hard not to fall for.

-Who’s that gorgeous?
+That’s Sina!!can’t you see?

by Jim mathew August 16, 2018