He is probably the coolest person you will ever meet, he has the biggest cock you've ever seen, and he fucks a LOT. He lost his virginity at 12 and gets every girl in high school. He peaks at age 21 and stays there for the rest of eternity. He will probably steal your girl so watch out.
by ThomasJeffReagan III July 23, 2022
Get the Rileymug. Riley is a person who cares about others more than themselves. They tend to be in more popular crowds, but they don’t actually enjoy popularity. Most of their friends aren’t real friends, but they still have close friends whom they can count on. They are broken people who just need someone to love them for who they are. Rileys are misunderstood people who just want to be happy.
by anonymous June 10, 2022
Get the Rileymug. Some how is smart and likes to have fun but at the same time be safe. He can be bossy sometimes but is a really nice person
by Mr.Man07 March 29, 2019
Get the Rileymug. First and foremost: slut! Doing his best to truly live the 'life of Riley'. Tends to freeload, and smoke weed when he can score it. Rule breaker, but handsome and lucky enough to get away with it. Hard working...(when you can get him out of bed) and sweet natured when he chooses to be.
The urinal in the boys' locker room got blown off the wall? That was a Riley Coulson!
The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson
The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson
by scissorhands1999 December 9, 2012
Get the Riley Coulsonmug. 
A wonderful sexxy guyy with an amazing personality that will stealll your hearttt he will also make you realise how u didn't think I needed a riley until now n also make you realise how much you love and care about that riley and if he goes you will have nothing left because you love him to much he alsooo has an amazing personality and if funyyy asf
If you have a riley keep him while you can
If you have a riley keep him while you can
by Mysterygingy February 2, 2021
Get the Rileymug. by anonxxxxxxz May 3, 2022
Get the Riley bellmug.