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pocket cucumber

A delicious cucumber that, when given as a kind gesture at an inopportune time, is quickly stowed in one's pocket for potential later consumption.
Shit man, I can't eat this cucumber now -- i'm busy playing some COD.... but it'd make a killer snack later. guess it'll be a pocket cucumber then.
by ajj23 July 6, 2009
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Pocket Dynamite

A thin or wiry African American, or any man being dark in skin tone, to be perceived as "black". Slightly unnaturally strong for his weight and build, and having an explosive temper.
Often exhibiting symptoms of Napoleon Complexand/or AngryBlackMan around people they know, but explodes in any confrontation, will curse yell and will physically assault another person that he perceives has dissed him.
Wen a Pocket Dynamite guy gets angry, he explodes in violence and anger.
Called Pocket Dynamite because the man is so short that he could fit in you're pocket, has an explosive temper, quickly becomes violent, and feels the over welming urge to "prove" him self.

"Pocket Dynamite", or "Li'l Pocket Dynamite", "Little Pocket Dynamite", "Li'l Pocket Dynamite guy", "Wiry Pocket Dynamite dude"
"In front of the movies there was a short black guy yelling at some other guy (who was larger than the black guy)"
"Oh - one of those Li'l wiry pocket dynamite guys?"
"yea! , the big guy just bumped into him and he exploded and started ranting and yelling!"

"Stay away from that guy, - he looks like one of those Li'l Pocket Dynamite guys"
by IDN December 14, 2008
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corn pocket

Dude I walked into Jerry's house the other day and he had his finger in his moms corn pocket.
by Corn pocket. July 24, 2014
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Pocket Divorce

Any time you are sitting down and the contents of your pockets, i.e. keys, change, etc., all fall out.
Eric: "Oh man, we need to go back to the house, my wallet fell out of my pocket while we were sitting on the couch."

Kyle: "You got pocket divorced, dude."

Eric: "I lost everything!"
by SpoonMenace March 17, 2011
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pocket wocket

when yo place your penis in your friends pocket without them knowing
Susie didn't realise i had pocket wocketed untill she went to grab her phone
by StevenSevenArms November 23, 2016
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pocket kite

A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!
I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!
by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008
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Pocket Bartender

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"
by DubDiesel January 29, 2009
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