A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!
I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!
by Jebblebbles March 03, 2008
When your smartphone screen doesn't turn off and you accidentally send a text or pic to someone from your pocket or purse.
by Amanda Nicole Romanach October 15, 2015
The unseen pocket inside of jackets that is formed by the pockets meant for the exterior.
Usually near the inner middle of the hand pockets.
Usually near the inner middle of the hand pockets.
by jjstorm9 March 26, 2020
A person whom, without permission, sticks any part of their body in any of your pockets. (A parody of the popular bed intruder)
He's searching through yo pockets, snatching yo monies up. tryin steal so yall need to hide yo cards hie yo bills and hide yo change cause he's stealing everything in there. So he's a pocket intruder.
by beefstew429 December 14, 2010
A delicious cucumber that, when given as a kind gesture at an inopportune time, is quickly stowed in one's pocket for potential later consumption.
Shit man, I can't eat this cucumber now -- i'm busy playing some COD.... but it'd make a killer snack later. guess it'll be a pocket cucumber then.
by ajj23 July 06, 2009
by thekappen December 30, 2011
by Marsh_boss123 December 03, 2016