Patrick

A person who has a dick the size of the empire state building. He penetrates so many people women get wet at the sight of him. He is such an athletic beast that he holds every single Olympic world record.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Patrick Walking past?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think I just came
Guy 1: Same bro

by Shrekku78 June 9, 2021

Little Patrick

The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.

Jamie gave me the little patrick when I was walking up the hill. I was horribly startled.

by StewpacShakur March 8, 2011

Patrick Drahi

A very famous French entrepreneur, or "shark". Also the 10th French fortune.
He is know to extremely honest and totally involved in the protection of the environment.

"It's hard to see the ice melting from my private jet" - Patrick Drahi in a conference

by Zarbizaure September 30, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

When you're intoxicated and you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

I'm all Patrick Shwavy and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him.

by PersonalJesus December 16, 2019

Patrick Maskew

A person that has been nice to everyone he meets and is a loving caring person.

That dude is a real Patrick Maskew.

by BoredDumbShit August 19, 2019

patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born. Usually while under the influence.

Was talking to a girl while drunk last night. I Patrick shwavy’d it.

by Titty city December 16, 2019

Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.

He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.

by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022