A gay cowardly piece so shit that is scared of the dark.He can’t do anything right. not an athletic or a smart person. He is a dumb shit that gives blowjobs to random people.He is also hated by every one. His grandma whips him
by DivineCelestia March 05, 2019
anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*
another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*
a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*
patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*
another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*
a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*
patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"
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