Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 21, 2018

spit shined

Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.

"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."

by SwissOnionKnowledge January 25, 2016

spit shined

Unbelievably clean.

Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.

by ideka March 15, 2016

spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r January 07, 2016

sperm spitting gutter hoe

A prostitute who sucks dick in the gutter and spits the sperm out

I saw a sperm spitting gutter hoe when I visited the city

by Taylorjujan November 14, 2015

What's the spit?

Another way of saying, "what's up" or "what's happening"

Hey man, it's been a while. What's the spit?

by Ahhh Otherwise November 04, 2019

Spit on Gingro Month

Have you wanted to spit on a Gingro all your life, but you're just to scared because you are afraid off getting ginger disease. It's ok, you can now for a entire month of time spit on a Gingro r without any

consequences.

Yeah, it is spit on Gingro days. "Aw shit a Gingro" shöööpuh, hehe I just spat on a gingro. It's so sad I can only do this for a month a year. Spit on Gingro Month

by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019